Modern poem

A little bit of missionary is not going to ruin our friendship

Born to annoy

Born to be a pain in the ass

Born to twist the knife in the wound

Born to suffer

Born to cause trouble

Born to drink and drive

Single by choice

Born to drink

Born to play dirty

Born to ruin your life

Born to fuck shit up

Born to lie

Born to give zero fucks

15 days sober

Born to disappoint

Do you have fever?

It takes 2 people tu ruin a relationship

No regerts

My body is a temple

Daily routine

Don't ever make me choose between you and alcohol